This Wedding Dress Made Guests Really Uncomfortable

Da dum da da, da dum da da – ah yes, that life-changing and expensive day: the wedding day. Many of us can dream of our wedding day in a crowded underground, drool escapes from the sides of our mouth, our eyes are slightly veiled … You can imagine the picture. Everyone’s wedding is something they look forward to; choosing a wedding dress is a significant part of that experience. During this dream day, you can choose floral arrangements, ice sculptures, reception, DJ, four-piece string quartet, or you can try out the cake flavors in 25 steps that you REALLY think you need. But there’s always a little thought bubble jumping in there.

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For brides, most of the stress is not about the venue or the guest list (let’s be honest, if your culture isn’t 100% American, you will certainly organize that list), but about the TENUE. A vaginal embrace of the body, perhaps? A ball gown with a full skirt that will make you the Disney princess you’ve always dreamed of? Maybe a deer neck? Maybe even a pretty décolleté with a bodice trimmed with Swarovski crystals? Unfortunately, our list doesn’t cover the conventional, the chic, the elegant or the reserved. I’m pretty sure that the staff at Kleinfeld would be watching the horror show that awaits us with their fingertips. You probably think it can’t be that bad. Oh, but believe us, it is.